7.0
Albums

PLAYBOY CUTTER Has a Great Costume and a Sharper Hook Than Heart

CHOOEN
2026
PLAYBOY CUTTER
Genre:Pop
Label:LRON ENTERTAINMENT
Release Date:2026

PLAYBOY CUTTER is a perfect CHOOEN title: ridiculous, violent, camp, and clean enough to sit on a pop chorus.

PLAYBOY CUTTER is a perfect CHOOEN title: ridiculous, violent, camp, and clean enough to sit on a pop chorus.

Around "Playboy Cutter", PLAYBOY CUTTER stops being an abstract brand object and becomes a sequence of decisions: where to place a voice, how long to let a hook breathe, when a glossy arrangement should reveal a bruise instead of covering one. A weaker review would only ask whether these songs are catchy. They often are. The better question is whether the catchiness leaves a residue, whether the melody changes the emotional weather after the chorus has done its job, and whether the track still has a pulse when separated from the campaign around it.

CHOOEN is a solo artist whose songs often collide costume with confession. She rarely asks to be believed plainly; she turns belief into theater, which is powerful when the mask exposes something and hollow when the mask becomes more articulate than the face. That identity matters because pop criticism is not a scoreboard of isolated singles. A new release rewrites the older ones, sometimes generously and sometimes cruelly. It can make an early flaw look like a necessary rehearsal, or expose a celebrated strength as a habit. When CHOOEN reaches backward into the catalog here, the old work becomes both a shadow and a standard: proof of what the artist can do, and evidence of what the artist might now be repeating.

What separates a serious pop record from a merely competent one is not the absence of calculation. Pop is calculation: timing, costume, repetition, release-week mythology, the exact second when a chorus should stop being coy and start asking for the room. The question is whether the calculation produces freedom. On this album, the most convincing moments feel designed and unstable at the same time, as if the machinery has been polished precisely so the human tremor can be seen through it.

That is also where PLAYBOY CUTTER has to be judged without mercy. A beloved artist can make a thin song; a visually perfect campaign can surround a mediocre idea; a clever concept can fail to become music. The record's weaker moments are not accidents around the edges. They reveal what the album thinks it can get away with, and they matter because they show the difference between atmosphere and argument. When the album leans on finish instead of feeling, the finish becomes evidence against it.

Still, the record cannot be reduced to its flaws. Even the uneven passages help define the terms of the artist's world: the preferred kind of drama, the tolerated amount of mess, the distance between performance and confession. The best criticism should not flatten that world into a compliment or a punishment. It should ask what the work makes possible, what it evades, and what remains after the loudest styling has faded.

Another way to hear the album is as an argument about patience. The immediate pleasures are easy to identify, but the lasting value depends on whether the record gives those pleasures a second life: a lyric that sounds less simple after the third play, a vocal placement that changes the meaning of a hook, a production detail that stops being ornament and starts becoming motive. In the strongest stretches, that second life is present. In the weaker stretches, the album asks the listener to accept polish as feeling.

The score lands in admiration rather than devotion: real craft, real feeling, and visible limits. Best New Music would overstate the case; the virtues are clear, but the force is not transformative.

The distinction matters because a score should not flatter the artist or punish ambition for existing. It should describe the record's actual value: how much life remains after the concept has been explained, how much surprise survives the second listen, and how much of the performance feels necessary rather than merely professional. Heard that way, the album becomes less a product to approve than an argument to test, and the number attached to it becomes a critical position rather than a decoration.

The distinction matters because a score should not flatter the artist or punish ambition for existing. It should describe the record's actual value: how much life remains after the concept has been explained, how much surprise survives the second listen, and how much of the performance feels necessary rather than merely professional. Heard that way, the album becomes less a product to approve than an argument to test, and the number attached to it becomes a critical position rather than a decoration.

The distinction matters because a score should not flatter the artist or punish ambition for existing. It should describe the record's actual value: how much life remains after the concept has been explained, how much surprise survives the second listen, and how much of the performance feels necessary rather than merely professional. Heard that way, the album becomes less a product to approve than an argument to test, and the number attached to it becomes a critical position rather than a decoration.

Discussion

Reader Comments

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Ivy Young Apr 14, 2026 12:00

There are parts of this review I agree with and parts I really do not. I respect the analysis, even if I think the album peaks early. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. Curious how this one will age over the next few weeks.

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Ivy Kwon Apr 14, 2026 12:43

Good read, though I think the album is both better and worse than this suggests. I respect the analysis, even if I think the album peaks early. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. It is nice when the comments section actually has something to argue about.

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Tessa Miles Apr 14, 2026 13:18

This review finally put into words what I liked about the record. That line about the arrangement carrying pressure instead of just polish is dead on. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. Curious how this one will age over the next few weeks.

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Sage Kwon Apr 15, 2026 05:38

I do not know about that. That is the kind of detail I wish more reviews argued over. I still think the review is giving the record a cleaner shape than the songs actually have.

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Jordan Stone Apr 15, 2026 18:15

You put it better than I could. The production choice is doing more than people admit.

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Eden Brooks Apr 14, 2026 13:24

I get the argument, but the review overlooks the weak songs. For me the melodies are still too thin to support all this styling. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Elliot Bennett Apr 14, 2026 13:40

This piece is persuasive even if I land a little lower on the album. I agree with the central argument, just not the confidence of the score. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Maya Briar Apr 15, 2026 00:24

Not sure I hear it that way. A lot of this comes down to whether the restraint reads as mood or as absence. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Nina Winters Apr 14, 2026 16:10

Completely with the critic on this one. That line about the arrangement carrying pressure instead of just polish is dead on. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Reese Rowe Apr 14, 2026 14:00

The review catches the mood without making the album sound grander than it is. This makes me want to go back to the record because the sequencing really is doing a lot of work. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. It is nice when the comments section actually has something to argue about.

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Lena Young Apr 14, 2026 15:02

Good read, though I think the album is both better and worse than this suggests. Some of these tracks are growing on me, though I still think the release is a little too careful. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. That alone makes the piece worth posting.

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Reese Brooks Apr 14, 2026 14:56

I get the argument, but the review overlooks the weak songs. The review keeps calling the restraint intentional, but sometimes the songs just feel underwritten. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Skye Ellis Apr 15, 2026 18:00

I do not know about that. The second listen changed the shape of the album for me.

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Nora Glass Apr 14, 2026 17:24

I am somewhere in the middle on this one. There is more shape here than people first said, but I still hear some empty space. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. Still, I would rather read criticism like this than pure stan talk.

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Mina Keene Apr 14, 2026 15:20

Good read, though I think the album is both better and worse than this suggests. I agree with the central argument, just not the confidence of the score. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. That alone makes the piece worth posting.

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Milo Vale Apr 15, 2026 14:52

I do not know about that. The production choice is doing more than people admit. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Maya Silva Apr 14, 2026 18:58

This review is way kinder than the music deserves. The review keeps calling the restraint intentional, but sometimes the songs just feel underwritten. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Mina Brooks Apr 14, 2026 19:36

I get the argument, but the review overlooks the weak songs. The concept is tidy, but tidy is not the same thing as memorable. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Sydney Park Apr 15, 2026 06:00

Same here. The score is whatever; the more interesting part is the argument underneath it. The score is probably the part I resist the most.

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Aria March Apr 14, 2026 19:35

This is one of the sharper reads on the album so far. The point about the hook opening up after a few listens is exactly why it stuck for me. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. Still, I would rather read criticism like this than pure stan talk.

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Harper Pierce Apr 14, 2026 19:14

The review catches the mood without making the album sound grander than it is. I like that the critic did not oversell the concept and still made a case for the songs. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. That alone makes the piece worth posting.

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Logan Miles Apr 14, 2026 23:15

This is one of the sharper reads on the album so far. This makes me want to go back to the record because the sequencing really is doing a lot of work. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. Still, I would rather read criticism like this than pure stan talk.

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Lena Lane Apr 14, 2026 18:08

Good read, though I think the album is both better and worse than this suggests. The critic is right about the atmosphere, but I still needed one more song to really buy the package. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Nora Stone Apr 14, 2026 22:46

This is one of the sharper reads on the album so far. I like that the critic did not oversell the concept and still made a case for the songs. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. Curious how this one will age over the next few weeks.

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Taylor Reed Apr 14, 2026 18:54

The review catches the mood without making the album sound grander than it is. What works for me is the control in the production; it never sounds crowded. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. Still, I would rather read criticism like this than pure stan talk.

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Jordan Glass Apr 15, 2026 14:36

I do not know about that. I keep going back and forth on that exact point. I still think the review is giving the record a cleaner shape than the songs actually have.

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Nina Vale Apr 14, 2026 18:58

I like the review more than I like the record, honestly. The review nails the aesthetic side but I wish it pressed harder on the weaker writing. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Eden Noel Apr 15, 2026 01:00

The score feels close, but I would have nudged it a bit. The critic is right about the atmosphere, but I still needed one more song to really buy the package. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Taylor Rossi Apr 15, 2026 05:42

I do not know about that. That is the kind of detail I wish more reviews argued over. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Cameron Winters Apr 15, 2026 03:24

I like the review more than I like the record, honestly. Some of these tracks are growing on me, though I still think the release is a little too careful. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Maren Vega Apr 14, 2026 20:48

This review is way kinder than the music deserves. The review keeps calling the restraint intentional, but sometimes the songs just feel underwritten. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. That alone makes the piece worth posting.

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Enzo Young Apr 14, 2026 23:53

This review is way kinder than the music deserves. The review reads the coolness as discipline; I mostly hear distance. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Milo Mercer Apr 15, 2026 04:48

Maybe, but I think the album earns more credit than that. That is the kind of detail I wish more reviews argued over.

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Yuna Noel Apr 15, 2026 03:36

This piece is persuasive even if I land a little lower on the album. The review nails the aesthetic side but I wish it pressed harder on the weaker writing. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. It is nice when the comments section actually has something to argue about.

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Hana Rossi Apr 15, 2026 18:56

I actually think the critic accounted for that. I keep going back and forth on that exact point. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Luca Winters Apr 14, 2026 17:25

The writing is good, but the score feels inflated to me. I wanted more bite from the vocal performance than either the album or the review admits. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Nina Madden Apr 14, 2026 22:37

Exactly. The score is whatever; the more interesting part is the argument underneath it. The score is probably the part I resist the most.

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Tessa Stone Apr 15, 2026 03:36

I like the review more than I like the record, honestly. There is more shape here than people first said, but I still hear some empty space. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Casey Ward Apr 15, 2026 14:40

I think you are being too harsh. That is the kind of detail I wish more reviews argued over. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Hayden Mercer Apr 14, 2026 21:00

I am somewhere in the middle on this one. I agree with the central argument, just not the confidence of the score. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. Still, I would rather read criticism like this than pure stan talk.

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Yuna Rowe Apr 15, 2026 21:33

Maybe, but I think the album earns more credit than that. That is the kind of detail I wish more reviews argued over. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Casey Mercer Apr 15, 2026 09:56

This is one of the sharper reads on the album so far. That line about the arrangement carrying pressure instead of just polish is dead on. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Hana Vega Apr 15, 2026 12:44

Not sure I hear it that way. That is the kind of detail I wish more reviews argued over. I still think the review is giving the record a cleaner shape than the songs actually have.

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Sora Vega Apr 14, 2026 22:09

I like the review more than I like the record, honestly. Some of these tracks are growing on me, though I still think the release is a little too careful. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. It is nice when the comments section actually has something to argue about.

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Cameron Vega Apr 15, 2026 05:30

This is one of the sharper reads on the album so far. The write-up understands that restraint can still be dramatic. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. It is nice when the comments section actually has something to argue about.

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Cleo Keene Apr 15, 2026 01:57

Good read, though I think the album is both better and worse than this suggests. Some of these tracks are growing on me, though I still think the release is a little too careful. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Lena Miles Apr 15, 2026 17:20

This review finally put into words what I liked about the record. The point about the hook opening up after a few listens is exactly why it stuck for me. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Cleo Song Apr 15, 2026 00:06

I do not buy this score at all. I wanted more bite from the vocal performance than either the album or the review admits. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Reese Glass Apr 14, 2026 21:38

The writing is good, but the score feels inflated to me. The review reads the coolness as discipline; I mostly hear distance. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. That alone makes the piece worth posting.

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Hana Quill Apr 15, 2026 04:55

This is one of the sharper reads on the album so far. I like that the critic did not oversell the concept and still made a case for the songs. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Lia Silva Apr 14, 2026 23:24

I am somewhere in the middle on this one. I agree with the central argument, just not the confidence of the score. I keep coming back to PLAYBOY CUTTER because the critic actually argues for what the record is doing. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Casey Pierce Apr 15, 2026 15:08

I get the argument, but the review overlooks the weak songs. The review reads the coolness as discipline; I mostly hear distance. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Lia Briar Apr 15, 2026 05:44

I have been replaying this since it went up and the write-up gets the appeal. I like that the critic did not oversell the concept and still made a case for the songs. The best part is that it treats CHOOEN like a real act with strengths and limits. Curious how this one will age over the next few weeks.

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Elliot Lane Apr 15, 2026 22:27

Hard disagree with the framing of this album. The review reads the coolness as discipline; I mostly hear distance. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. I can already tell the comments on this review are going to be messy.

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Milo Glass Apr 16, 2026 00:40

This piece is persuasive even if I land a little lower on the album. I respect the analysis, even if I think the album peaks early. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Quinn Brooks Apr 15, 2026 00:45

You put it better than I could. I keep going back and forth on that exact point. That is why these mid-range scores usually start the best conversations.

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Quinn Sato Apr 15, 2026 18:04

This review finally put into words what I liked about the record. What works for me is the control in the production; it never sounds crowded. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. It is nice when the comments section actually has something to argue about.

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Lia Rowe Apr 16, 2026 03:12

I like the review more than I like the record, honestly. The review nails the aesthetic side but I wish it pressed harder on the weaker writing. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Still, I would rather read criticism like this than pure stan talk.

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Reese Yoon Apr 15, 2026 10:13

Completely with the critic on this one. That line about the arrangement carrying pressure instead of just polish is dead on. On PLAYBOY CUTTER, CHOOEN are easier to read than people first said. That alone makes the piece worth posting.

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Avery Kim Apr 15, 2026 07:04

I have been replaying this since it went up and the write-up gets the appeal. What works for me is the control in the production; it never sounds crowded. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Curious how this one will age over the next few weeks.

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Blair Noel Apr 16, 2026 06:00

The review catches the mood without making the album sound grander than it is. I like that the critic did not oversell the concept and still made a case for the songs. For CHOOEN, this review feels closer to a 7.0 than the usual stan inflation. Anyway, this made me replay the album, which is usually a good sign.

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Nora Glass Apr 14, 2026 22:11

Fully agree with this. I keep going back and forth on that exact point.

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Morgan Keene Apr 15, 2026 03:45

I do not know about that. I keep going back and forth on that exact point. I still think the review is giving the record a cleaner shape than the songs actually have.

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Rowan Shaw Apr 15, 2026 21:36

Maybe, but I think the album earns more credit than that. The production choice is doing more than people admit. I still think the review is giving the record a cleaner shape than the songs actually have.